If you get a dinner invitation from this man, politely decline. Then run.
See, once upon a time, Mr. Officer Valle fancied himself a cook, as demonstrated by his statement that he’d cook these women over a low heat. Something like a slow cooker, I’d wager, and as any chef worth his salt knows, that’s the way to do it.
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Much love to you. I mean it. Honest.