Mizz Snarkity Snark wishes to congratulate Mizz Hannah Sabata, recently of Nebraska, for her dual win of MSS’ much-coveted “WTF Were You Thinking!?” award and a general Robbery-Gone-Awry Darwin Honorable Mention.
In late November 2012, Mizz Sabata robbed the Cornerstone Bank in Waco, Nebraska, hauling away $6,256 in a Pontiac Grand Am she had stolen in York, NB.
Rob ‘n Brag New Tactic
Mizz Sabata bragged that that day was the “best day of my life,” in the YouTube video where she also bragged about the robbery and car theft, waving the money she’d stolen for the camera.
According to York County Sheriff Dale Radcliff, all but $30 of the stolen funds has been recovered. Mizz Sabata’s YouTube ‘confession, ‘ scrawled on multiple pieces of plain paper and held up before the camera, may or may not have contributed to the timeliness of the arrest.
Mizz Snarkity Snark is not clear whether Mizz Sabata stole the car BEFORE robbing the bank, or robbed the bank BEFORE she stole the car. Questions of this nature can plague master detectives for decades.
Rob Bank or Play Dress-Up? Decisions Decisions!
All in all, MSS is grateful that this one-teen crime wave has been brought to a close, and that justice will be sought swiftly, through Mizz Sabata’s clever use of 21st Century technology.
Much love to each of you. If you have teens, Mizz Snarkity Snark wishes you well. Honest. Now, smile for the camera, sweetness, and… turn to your left.